Alex and Mark are two midlifers on a quest to recover a tanktop from their favorite 80s wrestler "Raging Abraham Lincoln." Hot on their tails is Alex's sister Mindy, a big game hunter known as "Bald Eagle Killer" who blames her older brother for leaving her burnt and bald at Wrestlemadness III. After being outbid at an online auction, Alex and Mark go on a series of heists to beat Mindy to the prize and out of the hands of the winning bidder,Tyler Roberts, a grieving daughter hoping to satisfy her father's dying wish to be torched in the fabled tanktop and sent to Valhalla in a watery grave. After an unexpected and romantic encounter with Tyler, Alex must decide whether to forsake the most exciting woman he's ever met or the greatest trophy in entertainment sports history. Think the Hangover meets Indiana Jones.